Boddobtig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, grumpy raccoon.

Boddobtig created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boddobtig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Boddobtig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Boddobtig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Boddobtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Put Boddobtig first in all things.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.