Lincissdog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud pig.

Lincissdog created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lincissdog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lincissdog, she will not care at all.

Lincissdog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lincissdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Respect your elders.