Yoklinrip is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, able camel.

Yoklinrip created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Yoklinrip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yoklinrip, he will turn you into a duck.

Yoklinrip's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yoklinrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Do not make images of living things.