Nak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, loving pigeon.

Nak created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nak, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nak's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Never eat green fruit.