Quatgangumhamtom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust raven.

Quatgangumhamtom created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatgangumhamtom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quatgangumhamtom, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quatgangumhamtom's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Quatgangumhamtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of swans.

2. Never feed peanuts to mites while wearing pink rings.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. You must pray to Quatgangumhamtom six times a day.

5. Do not covet oxen.