Taltettibus is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical skunk.

Taltettibus created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taltettibus, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Taltettibus, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Taltettibus' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Taltettibus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Do not take Taltettibus' name in vain.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never paint your hands orange.

5. Taltettibus loves snakes, so they must be honoured.