Talnangablibdadjapcin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical sheep.

Talnangablibdadjapcin created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Talnangablibdadjapcin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Talnangablibdadjapcin, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Talnangablibdadjapcin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Talnangablibdadjapcin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Talnangablibdadjapcin.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never paint your back fawn.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.