Wabzakgam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous dragon.

Wabzakgam created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabzakgam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wabzakgam, it will destroy your home planet.

Wabzakgam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wabzakgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear tights.