Ruttvancipran is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ruttvancipran created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttvancipran, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ruttvancipran, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ruttvancipran's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ruttvancipran's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never paint your legs green.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ruttvancipran.