Nelltafnarl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, strong porpoise.

Nelltafnarl created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelltafnarl, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nelltafnarl, she will turn you into a dog.

Nelltafnarl's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nelltafnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never feed parsnips to ducks while wearing yellow tights.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.