Legcetbid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced alligator.

Legcetbid created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Legcetbid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Legcetbid, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Legcetbid's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Legcetbid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Legcetbid.

2. Never sing in the presence of ants.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the south.

5. You must pray to Legcetbid eight times a day.