Nuttgabyattfumnullkimlanvog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, prudent mongoose.

Nuttgabyattfumnullkimlanvog created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgabyattfumnullkimlanvog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nuttgabyattfumnullkimlanvog, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Nuttgabyattfumnullkimlanvog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nuttgabyattfumnullkimlanvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Never wear pink jumpers.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never pour water over plants.