Mobmanlak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous unicorn.

Mobmanlak created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobmanlak, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobmanlak, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mobmanlak's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mobmanlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Worship no other gods but Mobmanlak.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.