Wegaftarg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous raccoon.

Wegaftarg created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegaftarg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegaftarg, he will turn you into a hamster.

Wegaftarg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Wegaftarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.