Maddapzag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Maddapzag created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Maddapzag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Maddapzag, it will send you a sign.

Maddapzag's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Maddapzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn stockings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear scarves.