Cibomtdim is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring wren.

Cibomtdim created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibomtdim, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cibomtdim, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cibomtdim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cibomtdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not take Cibomtdim's name in vain.

5. Erect eight tin sculptures of Cibomtdim on top of important buildings.