Garafveg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud wasp.

Garafveg created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Garafveg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Garafveg, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Garafveg's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Garafveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never wear indigo boots.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect three platinum sculptures of Garafveg on top of important buildings.