Cen Nuttjabvog Loopkamfot is a god.

He takes the form of a small, prudent clam.

Cen Nuttjabvog Loopkamfot created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cen Nuttjabvog Loopkamfot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cen Nuttjabvog Loopkamfot, he will turn you into a rat.

Cen Nuttjabvog Loopkamfot's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cen Nuttjabvog Loopkamfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.