Vencitdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful turtle.

Vencitdiss created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vencitdiss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vencitdiss, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vencitdiss' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vencitdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Never talk about nematodes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.