Maptarlen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic hare.

Maptarlen created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Maptarlen, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Maptarlen, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Maptarlen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Maptarlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Do not chop down trees.