Cebhubtip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unsympathetic faun.

Cebhubtip created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebhubtip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cebhubtip, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cebhubtip's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cebhubtip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.