Dagtunhot is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-knowing finch.

Dagtunhot created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagtunhot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dagtunhot, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dagtunhot's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dagtunhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to capybaras while wearing purple corsets.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.