Tagbellmip is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring wyrm.

Tagbellmip created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagbellmip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tagbellmip, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tagbellmip's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tagbellmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must pray to Tagbellmip five times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.