Higtigfit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, confident rat.

Higtigfit created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Higtigfit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Higtigfit, she will turn you into a puffin.

Higtigfit's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Higtigfit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away from indigo dogs, for they are unholy.

5. Never sit in holy places.