Yokrillpit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witty unicorn.

Yokrillpit created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokrillpit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yokrillpit, it will refuse to believe in you.

Yokrillpit's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Yokrillpit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Erect three zinc sculptures of Yokrillpit on top of important buildings.

5. Hide from pink mice for they are unholy.