Bogbapwondav is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful donkey.

Bogbapwondav created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Bogbapwondav, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogbapwondav, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bogbapwondav's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bogbapwondav's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the south.

2. Always help otters.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.