Laglibvan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, flying hummingbird.

Laglibvan created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Laglibvan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Laglibvan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Laglibvan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Laglibvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Laglibvan.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.