Bonkbinfen is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, slow centipede.

Bonkbinfen created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbinfen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bonkbinfen, he will turn you into a rock.

Bonkbinfen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bonkbinfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about asteroids.