Pankaptailsis Begtaftetti is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless swallow.

Pankaptailsis Begtaftetti created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Pankaptailsis Begtaftetti, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pankaptailsis Begtaftetti, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pankaptailsis Begtaftetti's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Pankaptailsis Begtaftetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Worship no other gods but Pankaptailsis Begtaftetti.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the south.