Vingepvan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust mouse.

Vingepvan created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vingepvan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vingepvan, he will torture you forever.

Vingepvan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vingepvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never bounce near swans.

5. Never mention voles.