Pogyogmut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless seal.

Pogyogmut created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogyogmut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pogyogmut, he will torture you forever.

Pogyogmut's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Pogyogmut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise gulls for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogyogmut.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not sit in public.