Fligbapwik is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable gnu.

Fligbapwik created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligbapwik, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fligbapwik, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fligbapwik's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fligbapwik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six gulls approach from the north.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Never sing in holy places.