Japragvabxenjanwodpopmum is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, witless crane.

Japragvabxenjanwodpopmum created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Japragvabxenjanwodpopmum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Japragvabxenjanwodpopmum, he will turn you into a dog.

Japragvabxenjanwodpopmum's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Japragvabxenjanwodpopmum's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.