Pindavyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, moody turtle.

Pindavyarl created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pindavyarl, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pindavyarl, it will turn you into a sheep.

Pindavyarl's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Pindavyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pindavyarl.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.