Sasmifbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, flying hamster.

Sasmifbun created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sasmifbun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sasmifbun, it will send you a sign.

Sasmifbun's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sasmifbun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Hide if eight sheep approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.