Metkendin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, clever guinea pig.

Metkendin created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metkendin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Metkendin, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Metkendin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Metkendin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Metkendin.

2. Never wear coats.

3. You must pray to Metkendin three times a day.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help sick rats.