Dimzagbin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic jaguar.

Dimzagbin created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dimzagbin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimzagbin, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dimzagbin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dimzagbin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always wear green.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. You must love Dimzagbin.