Nanbossvag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, charitable naga.

Nanbossvag created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanbossvag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nanbossvag, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nanbossvag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nanbossvag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Run away if four snails approach from the east.