Kembegzak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate dove.

Kembegzak created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Kembegzak, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kembegzak, he will have a low opinion of you.

Kembegzak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kembegzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.