Pomhugwat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent jellyfish.

Pomhugwat created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomhugwat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pomhugwat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pomhugwat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Pomhugwat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Pomhugwat on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not chop down trees.