Megsterwon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental zebra.

Megsterwon created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megsterwon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Megsterwon, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Megsterwon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Megsterwon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never wear trousers.