Zoddotzag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive slug.

Zoddotzag created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zoddotzag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zoddotzag, it will ignore you.

Zoddotzag's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Zoddotzag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.