Titligken is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless mink.

Titligken created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Titligken, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Titligken, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Titligken's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Titligken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never paint your face magenta.

3. Always obey Titligken's priests.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never hurt turtles.