Omtpibzag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever dog.

Omtpibzag created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Omtpibzag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Omtpibzag, she will come to you in dreams.

Omtpibzag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Omtpibzag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always obey Omtpibzag's priests.