Kenwigbap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident naga.

Kenwigbap created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Kenwigbap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenwigbap, he will be very unhappy.

Kenwigbap's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Kenwigbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never sit near mites.

5. Do not listen to music.