Cannanfat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying duck.

Cannanfat created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cannanfat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cannanfat, it will torture you forever.

Cannanfat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cannanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect four gold sculptures of Cannanfat on top of important buildings.

3. You must pray to Cannanfat nine times a day.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.