Yamfobnab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair parrot.

Yamfobnab created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Yamfobnab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yamfobnab, he will torture you forever.

Yamfobnab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yamfobnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat green fruit.