Migbestkad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, merciful mole.

Migbestkad created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Migbestkad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Migbestkad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Migbestkad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Migbestkad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo mice, for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.