Quillnullarn Tettitigtal is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever rhinoceros.

Quillnullarn Tettitigtal created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillnullarn Tettitigtal, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quillnullarn Tettitigtal, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quillnullarn Tettitigtal's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Quillnullarn Tettitigtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quillnullarn Tettitigtal.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quillnullarn Tettitigtal.