Cudtaftagparkfutcapyokced is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient manatee.

Cudtaftagparkfutcapyokced created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Cudtaftagparkfutcapyokced, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cudtaftagparkfutcapyokced, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cudtaftagparkfutcapyokced's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cudtaftagparkfutcapyokced's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide from gray sharks for they are unholy.